Monday 18 April 2016

Malcolm Tucker Rant - The Thick of It - DAVID

Nicola Murray
I'm sorry Malcolm, I'm really sorry.

Malcolm Tucker
Fuck's Sake! Well, now we've got another fucking adjective to add to fucking 'smug' and 'glum', haven't we? Fucking Retarded! Jesus Chri-- Do you not think it would be germane to check who you're talking to?! It's a fucking newspaper office! It's not a fucking sanatorium for the fucking deaf, is it?! Are you so dense?! Am I gonna have to run around slapping badges on people, with a big tick on some and a big cross on others, so you know when to shut your gob and when to open it?! Jesus Christ! Oh, but that'd probably confuse you as well, won't it?! That'd be too confusing! You'd see the cross and go "Oh fuck, X marks the spot! Better tell this little person about the prime minister's fucking catastrophic erectile dysfunction!" Oh, but not to worry, not to worry. You've sent fucking Ollie over there to deal with it. Fucking Ollie! He's a fucking, He's a fucking knitted scarf, that twat! He's a fucking balaclava!!

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